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The Case File Wanted Poster
Full rap sheet included.
You see the finished poster, with your photo in it, before you pay a cent. Nothing to imagine, nothing to send back.
- 1 Upload any photo
- 2 Watch it turn outlaw
- 3 Download in a minute
A document-style layout, stamped, typed and clipped, for the friend with a very detailed criminal résumé.
- Print-ready 300 DPI file (PDF + PNG)
- Free watermarked preview before you pay
- Edit the name, crime, reward and photo
- Re-download free, forever
Want it printed instead?
Most people take the $4.95 file and print it themselves. If you would rather hand over something already framed, these are the optional printed formats, added to the same design inside the editor.
- Print · A4 21 × 29.7 cm · Museum-grade cotton · shipped
$27.00$19.99 - Print · A3 Fits standard frames 29.7 × 42 cm · Museum-grade cotton · shipped
$41.00$29.00 - Print · A2 42 × 59.4 cm · Museum-grade cotton · shipped
$55.00$39.00
Not sure which one? The wanted poster size guide matches each format to a wall and a frame.
This poster is perfect for…
Office giftsRetirement roastsBirthdays
Shopping for a specific person? Browse the gift guides by occasion or the 15 best wanted poster gifts.
Instant download $4.95, 300 DPI print-ready file
No account needed See it finished before you pay
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Exactly what you download
- You get
- PDF + PNG, both print-ready
- Resolution
- 300 DPI (3600 x 4680 px, 16.8 megapixels)
- Print size
- Up to 30 x 40 cm (12 x 15.6 in) at full 300 DPI
- Colour
- RGB, tuned to print warm on any paper
- Watermark
- None. The paid file is clean, edge to edge
- You need
- Nothing. Any printer, copy shop or print service
- Licence
- Personal use, print as many copies as you like
- Re-downloads
- Free, forever
If you go for a print
Optional, and only worth it if you want it framed without doing the printing yourself.
- A4 21 x 29.7 cm · 8.3 x 11.7 in A desk, a shelf, a gift that travels in a card
- A3 29.7 x 42 cm · 11.7 x 16.5 in The safe pick. Fits the standard frames sold everywhere
- A2 42 x 59.4 cm · 16.5 x 23.4 in A statement wall, a bar, an office people walk into
Full breakdown in the size and format guide.
About the The Case File
The Case File is the Mobster gone full paperwork. Instead of a single mugshot it builds a document: a typed cover sheet, an official stamp, a photo clipped to the corner and a rap sheet with room for a genuinely detailed criminal résumé. FEDERAL BUREAU runs across the top in cold typewriter caps. The noir treatment keeps the portrait sharp and serious, so the humor comes from the contents, not the styling. This is the poster for the friend whose crimes need bullet points: the coworker who reheats fish in the office microwave, the roommate with seventeen overdue library books, the uncle who has opinions about everyone’s parking. Upload the photo, then fill the file with as many charges as the joke can carry, because the longer the sheet, the bigger the laugh. It is made for office gifts, retirement roasts and any birthday where the person takes themselves a little too seriously. Download it instantly to slide across a desk, or ship the cotton print so the dossier gets framed and never expunged.
Example crimes and rewards
- Reheating fish in the office microwave $18,000
- Seventeen overdue library books $9,500
- Strong opinions about everyone’s parking $12,000
Need more lines like these? The ideas archive is full of them, and the how-to guide shows how to build one from scratch.
Questions people ask before buying
Is the The Case File poster customizable?
Fully. Upload your own photo and edit the name, the crime, the reward, the paper and the typeface. The preview updates live before you pay.
How do I receive it?
You download it instantly after paying $4.95, a print-ready high-resolution file (PDF + PNG). A download link is also emailed to you.
Can I print it at home?
Yes. It is 300 DPI and framed-sized, so it prints cleanly at home or at any print shop.
Will it look good with my photo?
Download the free watermarked preview and see for yourself before paying. Any photo works, but a face that fills the frame and looks at the camera gives the strongest result. The sepia halftone treatment hides a lot, including bad phone lighting.
How fast do I get it?
The download link appears the second the payment clears, and it is emailed to you as well. No waiting, no approval step, no proof to validate.
Can I print it myself?
Yes, that is what most people do. The file is 300 DPI and prints cleanly at home, at a copy shop, or through any online print service. If you would rather not deal with it, pick a printed size and it ships to your door.
Can I change it after I buy?
Yes. Your personalization is saved, so you can come back, fix a typo or swap the photo, and re-download at no extra cost.
Is it a real gift or a gag?
Both, which is the point. It reads as a joke for ten seconds and then it gets framed, because it is genuinely about someone. That is why people buy it for birthdays, retirements and bachelor parties.
Still unsure? Read what a wanted poster is, see how the process works, or check the full FAQ and what buyers said.